What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:41

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Sure no problem officer.

Why do liberals refuse to define what a woman is and what does that mean for the future of feminism?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What are some good methods for dealing with other people's loud, crying kids on long flights?

Yes sir it is.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

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I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

After a few moments he returns.

What are some of the craziest laws around the world?

HELLO

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.